froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

littlealienproducts:

Monster Post Cards by QuillandFox

moonlandingwasfaked:

thank god someone is asking the real questions

tripleclown:

ginger-ale-official:

vegasclown:

i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

hoho! this is me every time i see someone drinking a ginger ale!

are you god

toast-potent:

Me: *sees a cool picture or short text post on tumblr.com*

Me: “Oh, wow! What a cool post! Boy, I sure do hope no one has ruined it by adding twelve paragraphs of information about a slightly-related topic that they studied for 8 minutes once in middle school.”

Some chucklefuck: “NO YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW COOL THIS IS!!! THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE BECAUS-”

Me: *has already closed the app, is eating some fresh apple slices while I Google image-search “Ancient Roman Statues Penis & Balls HD Resolution”*

petintv:

british humor be like “two lads try’in ta move some furniture but it’s too ‘eavy? bloody brilliant. haven’t laughed this ‘ard since me mum choked on a raw ‘erring”

vintageeveryday:

Market Street, San Francisco, 1950s.

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

redfieldsblog:

The Official Art of Red Dead Redemption 2

newdoges:

florabud:

uuuuuuugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh